The Sounds of Silence

The town was uncanny in it's silence today. I knew minxie was working next to that combat gerbil and everyone else was gathering for the Vanderhag, sex shop siren event-off however I was struck by the lack of even lesser identities about. I wandered for a bit looking for those to torment and discovered even Caspar had given in and was doing something resembling honest toil. Sometimes I think the entire world has lost it's focus. I decided to chase up my little cousin to see how her escapades of the night had gone.

I met my luscious cousin Elyce meandering about downtown, looking stunning and bored which are her two usual states. Elyce is like that rich cake you know will make you gag but you eat it anyway unable to resist the temptation. Many a poor soul tangled themselves in her web of evil intrigue only to find themselves emotionally devastated by her inability to notice their existence beyond her immediate need. However it appears my little cousin was not bereft of any evil plans to annoy anyone, a state I admit to inducing, in fact she had enjoyed herself thoroughly the night before.

As a concerned, wonderful older cousin would do, after all I am only looking out for her best interests and minxie had paid a bit too much attention that younger son during my Vanderhag excursion-- I revealed to her of Royce Vanderhaven succumbing to this little mousy creature. Of course my minxie is anything but, however I needed to get the full attention of my malicious cousin. I explained it was as if he was impervious to the advances of a beautiful, sophisticated women and it was a shame he did not avail himself of a woman of quality. In a flash I could see her green eyes light with a flare of pure evil and I knew she understood that Royce was now hers to consume as she chose. Ah, how I adore the genetic disposition of this family.

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