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A Day or Two
Today I was bored with making money so I amused myself by pretending I was going to spend some. I occupied my morning by going to various luxury car dealerships and frowning at their floor stock as if there sleek lines offended me in some way. Since I have been known to buy on what appears to be to the untrained eye as impulse, I could see all the smarmy salesmen break into a selling sweat. I watch them sidle over in a poor attempt to appear casual while they talk about the merits of their piece of rubbish in an offhand way. The silly fools did not see my presence is naught but fodder for my scorn and continued to simper long after my boredom had found expression.
After that I went to Sedero's for lunch in the hope that little minxie would be forced to serve me due the preparation of the big event but she appears to have been promoted into some administrative capacity or her job was to keep that silly dress up boy occupied while the adults about him planned the event. The monkey son of the lecherous idiot who is controlled by his shrew of a wife is not fit company for my precious girl and I was pleased to notice her scowling at him even though she managed to avoid my gaze with a dexterity that was vaguely alarming.
While Vanderhag is a spoilt pointless hag, the restaurant hag is an iron lady with a collection of testes won from those stupid enough to tangle with her brand of vindictive dealings, if she had not been ruined by life and twenty years younger I would have enjoyed tangling with her myself. Instead I was stuck listening to her shrieks and squawks, the pointless dashing about of employees until my dear minx became injured in the fracas. I almost rose from seat in alarm but had the presence of mind to show no interest in her condition. Apeboy fussed and fondled and for a minute put his precious life at stake when he put his arm about her. I sent him a look that might have allowed him insight into my intent and the boy not so foolish as his father got the message and left promptly. Ah minxie see the torments I endure just for a glimpse of your company.
