New blood, Old tricks

My sister in her self imposed life of torment has been spending an inordinate amount of time up at the winery, no doubt sending secret sexual vibes across the table at the husband of her hostess. He on the other hand can barely speak the second she glides into the room and moons after her like some lovesick calf, his eyes dark with a desire imprisoned by his fears. His wife an ornament of a particularly fractured nature is oblivious to everything except her next party, consumed with the trivial details of her pointless life. While her best friend and hubby make trysts with their eyes she babbles on incessantly about her plans to oust the latest social wannabe, some wife of an adult film maker who in her audacity bought a home and moved where she most certainly did not belong. This vulgar display of social wantonness has offended the ornament personally and she has decided to make it her life’s work to rid the town of objectionable upstarts of dubious heritage.

The news was nothing strange to me, I was well aware of the porn starlet and her dream of entrance to respectable society. It was very much to my delight when an employee pointed out that the lady of porn and her elusive husband had started the purchase of a property in the more elite section of town by using a very discreet proxy. Her husband being no fool realised that people of their disreputable caliber did not waltz up and purchase a home in the most desirable section of town. It had not taken me very long to determine that the purchaser, a retired accountant was no more than a very serviceable front, for what gentleman would care to move thousands of miles from his only grandchildren, surely not one who visits them upon a weekly basis? With this information in hand I soon discovered the true identify of the purchaser and it amused me to no end the convulsions their presence would cause all the starched matrons of the town and with the power that only a Dubois wields I silently cleared all obstacles and allowed them to acquire the property.

Apparently the acquisition of millions cannot un-sully a past of such delicious perversions according to the strictures of local society and said lady is bound to be ostracized immediately. I plan to enjoy watching the closing of ranks and hostile welcome these newcomers will receive and look forward to how they will counter such a reception. While I am anxious to make acquaintance, take advantage, torment and abuse such lady I am bound by certain social restrictions if I wish to keep the peace so I will instead employ the handsome wiles of my old college chum Caspar Royale, whose dubious party design business I am happy to fund while he serves my various purposes. Caspar will no doubt be arranging what soirees the lady requires and through him I shall discover whatever delights she has on offer. Even a gentleman of leisure has his social obligations.

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