Kindred Fury

It appears my lovely sister, the one who has her eyes on a very married man has taken it about herself to disapprove my minxie kissing interlude. She said-- and I must quote her remarkably foolish statement--that we do not need to add to the current Vanderhaven discord. I was rather amused by the thought of Vanderhag and her discord but according to my sister if I offend the apeboy he might complain to sister who might then make life difficult for eldest son of Vanderhag who might then support younger son’s alliance. Since breaking up the minor son's dalliance preoccupies the hag ,which leaves the baron free for my sister, she made it clear that I am to keep hands off minxie.

Oh my, this was more fun than telling Caspar he had fathered a child with the sex shop queen—a little side amusement I allowed myself, the two seconds of panic in his eyes was priceless. I will of course enlist my little cousin in some Vanderhag tampering and arrange for the minor son to marry her post-haste then I can subsequently enjoy the torment of forcing the hag to entertain me during all the family functions, thus provide myself with a lifetime of merriment.

I have decided that the only way to keep minxie safe is to marry her myself—what is this you say--a man of leisure tie himself down? I would never entertain the thought, marriage is only a small bump on the road of life of the man of leisure and the angst it would cause monkey boy is so perfectly worth the price matrimony and the pleasure of minxie in my bed. I will forgo her company today and chase up my little cousin as I think she needs some sage advice on how to destroy lives and ruin families.

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