The Morning After for a Gentleman of Leisure

I awoke this morning in the bed of one Nadia Voss the songbird who had been trying to gain the attention of Osmosis Jones, a local producer of the music variety but he had been attempting to engage the attention of one Zizi Tahn/Vanderhaven. Oh poor Nadia, her restaurateur lover Tony was of course not welcome at the Vanderhag’s bash although he could have turned up if he desired the wrath of his harridan of a wife. To be fair she does have to put up with a wandering husband and a meatnut of a son, mind you the daughter well, she is a delicious piece of confection if I have ever seen one.

After my darling minxie disappeared, and that was quite a feat as I had been keeping a close eye on her, I found myself cursing the Vanderhag’s eldest for announcing his intentions to chain himself to the confection. The Vanderhag was completely incensed as I believe the eldest had stolen the thunder from the minor son as there was supposed to be some sort of impending union of him and my troublesome cousin. Oh well, tormenting him will give her something to do until I come up with a more fruitful application of her delightful skills.

So here I was alone and bored and there I notice her, the singer from the restaurant, her coffee skin glistening against velvet inviting the desire of men, inviting the desire of me. I decided to take payment from her for as shrewd as she is ambitious, this girl gladly traded her body to me for the bounty of my generosity. A Dubois after all has the keys to the entire kingdom and I would mention her to Osmosis as I promised but in reality he is well aware of all the talent around him and would have signed her if he felt she merited a contract. I know this as I own half of him and everyone else in this town. You see minxie, while she laid under me whoring her future away, it was your flesh I was ravishing.

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