Thrill of The Chase

Today I set Caspar the task of sending my precious a message as she has been acting out of place and it was in her best interest to understand that I was not amused with her current attempt at dallying with the ignorant fools who assumed I was about to allow them to get into my way. I suggested to Caspar that perhaps he would have her consider what her friendship would cost her friend instead of only herself.

Caspar waffled for a bit as he is heavy on the looks but short on initiative however I knew he was smart enough to perform the tasks I set him as I was as one could say, his patron. He was one you sent on errands but never entrusted to missions for the dear boy tended to think better with his pants down then on his feet.

Caspar called me later in the afternoon stating he had a talk with minxie however she was not very open to his suggestions instead she was rude and belligerent and not interested in supporting any sort of alliance with me. How like my treasure to put the stud in his place, did his genitals retract at the sight of her scorn? He was surprised when I laughed in pure delight, how little he knows of my darling for if she had she not shown her stormy temperament I would have been sorely disappointed.

As for the mountain, Caspar said the only way to stop him would be to fire him and I told him although persecution is the fastest way to a woman’s heart we might have to make Simon a martyr to his attentions. I told Caspar he had done well as now I knew that neither of these two were about to give each other up and so it would rest with me to set my world at peace again. Caspar was as usual confused by my pleasure but he had no idea that the joy was in the hunt, not the capture.

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